16. September, 2019 — British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was in Brussels today, where he was told that the responsibility for proposing yet another ‘deal’ for the UK’s exit from Europe falls upon him, not the EU.
EU ministers also informed Johnson of plans being made among European academics to develop “European English” — neither British nor American — including new definitions for certain words and terms:
English Channel will be “the EU’s border with the country formerly known as the ‘United Kingdom.’ ”
Labour — Something that few people across the English Channel care to think about.
Windsor — The family formerly known as ‘Saxe-Coburg und Gotha’.